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penis

2016-03-31 19:29:09 by Hank-Wimbleton

surprise motherfucker

u thought u saw the last of me

u done thought wrong

thats right 5 years later and im still the same dickhead

sue me


Oh look, smore bullshit

2014-01-30 19:51:05 by Hank-Wimbleton
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Hello lovelies its me again. You thought I was dead, well fuck that. Ive died plenty of times before.

Oh by the way that bullshit haximation sequel thing, yeah that still isnt done. Thats because it features shit so amazing you would literally collapse trying to comprehend it. Actually its because I was busy being fucking dead. 

Also, I might actually finish it since Im getting hard about it.

Also, the fuck is up with this new editor?

Also, dick joke.


K, let's be srs

2012-08-19 20:55:08 by Hank-Wimbleton

Kay so here we go little children. I will be making a flash once more for madness day 2012, just fo' you guise. Dats right. What will it be? Why you silly person, a sequel.... a sequel to haximation. Is that even a real word? Who gives a fuck.

But this one will be even better. Maybe it will even have plot? WHO KNOWS. ASK JEEVES. IM SURE HE KNOWS.

Dont worry, Ill try not to include too many cokc joeks. So how have you all been doing, wat you doing fo' md12? Im hoping for a mix of guns boobs and booze. Sounds like a blast.


THE RETURN OF HANK-WIMBLETON

2012-07-27 19:55:28 by Hank-Wimbleton
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HEY GUYS DID YA MISS ME?

Well since that asshole Audi-turd is dead, I was busy making a porno. So now Im back, its been like wat, 2 months?

I wonder if I should make more stuff that sucks but for some reason you guys love. Maybe is because you all want to suck my dick? Maybe. That issss the question. Oh and madness day is cumming up soon. Fuckin' A.

ALSO MY THING HAS 4.36 STARS THATS LIKE 0.25 MORE SINCE I LAST CHECKED DAMN YOU GUYS LICK THAT STUFF UP GOOD

Also unrelated- check this out my shit appears on like the second page when you search 'hank wimbleton' on google. Dayum Im popula.

K WELL BYE HAVE FUN STAY SAFE AND DONT TALK TO STRANGERS!

THE RETURN OF HANK-WIMBLETON


lol bitches

2012-05-21 14:05:08 by Hank-Wimbleton
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IM BACK I BET YOU DIDNT SEE DAT ONE CUMING.

O hey look my thing got liek 4 stars

the redesign in nice anyway suck a dick bye


LULZ

2011-10-27 17:23:44 by Hank-Wimbleton

i did it for them.

LULZ


HEY LUK OVER THAR

2011-10-06 17:35:51 by Hank-Wimbleton

I did my flash =3

CLICK HEER 2 GO SEE IT =D =D


OMG NEW FLASH FTW

2011-10-05 17:13:44 by Hank-Wimbleton

O hey dickwads. Guess what I've got for you? No, not mudkipz, a new flash! =D =D

And this time its gonna actually be worth shit. check out a scene im workin on:

Awesum, i know ;)

OMG NEW FLASH FTW


OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT

2011-09-21 20:26:35 by Hank-Wimbleton

I farted.

OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT


Seriousness

2011-08-31 22:35:30 by Hank-Wimbleton

No, seriously, I'm actually gonna put up something more serious next time.

...I promise. :D